CLASS ACT (movie & song)




some of my alltime favorite flicks i just happened to see during a one-off spot on tv----- class act starring kid 'n play has got to be one of the gemiest of them all. they get you right away with that funkyfunky eponymous intro song (which plays throughout as mood-music) and it's just a regular identity swap runaway HIT from the GET.
the obvious conflict  (never resolved?) is fade vs all other haircuts--- since when is the fade a genius look? the sexual tension between kid and everycharacter is consistently palpable; especially with play (that's blade brown you turkeysucka). and i really appreciate the attention to details, makes the movie more realistic (i.e. gold stars on kid's nerd report card)
and wedge, yoo, this dude really knows how to werk the shapes in his body. so many tiny neon sports bras! under overalls, with patterned sweatpants, or just free on the breeze with a dookie chain just resting gracefully in the valley between his titty meat. fun fact: he was in jerry maguire as "weepy athlete" yaow, like, this guy is allmuscle and works for a superfly dealer in creamsicle zoot suits?? hey, noway, this is: themanofmydreams. but en serio this bodacious glass of water is in high school? shit, does that mean he's jailbait?

play teaches kid how to "dress" and "dance" (meaning: superloose red suits, removeable gold caps, the running man) and there's a weird amount of gay jokes (kid's pap DANCES when he coitus interuptus his son with the biology flygirl). but they make up for it by going to a shoulderpad-only discoteque and freestylin about how drugs are whack. pauly shore, obviously, shows up as the say no to drugs coordinator and talks/looks like pauly shore. this shit is on youtube so drink it up because i don't think it will be on tv, ever again.


oh yeah: kid 'n play 'n their ladies almost get killed in a wax museum.
 


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